jennstarkid:

if-dementors-were-pink:

can we just take a moment to imagine little cute six-year-old hermione reading matilda

and peering into this book about a smart, bookish girl who could move things with her mind

and then can you imagine her concentrating very hard on the books on the bookshelf and slowly, slowly, getting them to move

OH MY GOD

geeknip:

fish-d:

slytherliz:

devious-vixxen:

rainwillowtrilby:

normanbecile:

sassygayvanellope:

recuperacuddles:

danglemyronpa:

beatavatar:

cheap-knockoff-dave:

bleeznuggets:

dnotive:

saxypone:

neverlast1:

 

I’m a prince who killed his dad and then stole his sword…

I’m a hunter.

As in a supernatural hunter.

Yes.

I’m a race car driver. :)

I’m a shipwrecked prince that’s a hopeless romantic? Cool.

race car drivaaaaaaaar/hitman. fuck i dont know

i get to take down gangsters frick yeah

i’m a cannibal

I’m a space explorer.

im a solider

Im a teenager getting out of an adult psychiatrical hospital
O ok

FBI agent. Not bad.

I am Iron Man!!!! AWESOME!!!!!

I’m Supermaaaaan!

And also Clark Kent, which means I work at the Daily Planet… awesome.

im a thirty year old divorced man who is now jobless after the English steel mills close and I’m ??? Trying to become a make stripper

I’m a 19th century outlaw in the Old West with amnesia and surprisingly good alien-killing expertise. 

I’m an officer on a star ship. I think I’m going to use my new position to campaign for an upgrade in earth’s defenses that would be able to do something about huge starships falling onto cities. 

what-alchemy:

elfstaranymore:

metapianycist:

uglybabyboy:

i’m worried that i shouldn’t start identifying as some sort of (gray) asexual because i’m actually just scared of sex and intimacy thanks to trauma

I think that people with a trauma history are put under a lot of pressure to “reclaim [their] sexuality” and “be sexual in spite of the trauma,” and it’s wrong to put that pressure on someone.

If you think that self-describing as asexual or gray asexual enrich your understanding of yourself, please feel welcome to do so. Also, my askbox is open to you if you want to talk to another ace-spectrum person with a trauma history.

Also, people often throw this at people who do identify as ace-spectrum, like “What if you’re only asexual because of trauma?” But I think it’s important to point out that just because you are a certain way because of trauma, that doesn’t make it an invalid identity. People have this idea that a sexual orientation is only valid if you were “born this way”, but the fact is a) no one knows what actually causes sexual orientation, b) it’s probably due to a variety of factors, and c) your right to self-identify shouldn’t be based on whether you could’ve theoretically turned out some other way in an alternate universe or whatever. You are the person you are, and if you have found a label that describes that person, there’s nothing wrong with using it.

realsocialskills:

lullabydust:

it’s not okay to make racist/sexist/ableist/homophobic statements on the excuse that “it’s just a joke”

to simplify that:

bullying someone does not become okay when others laugh about it.

I never thought about it that way, but I think this is a good way of explaining the problem with jokes like that.

necesitamos:

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT you are allowed to feel proud of yourself for things that might seem silly to other people, like getting better at a video game or putting together a nice outfit for the next morning or finishing a book. You deserve to feel proud for your accomplishment.

dramasbomin:

downloading-new-emotion:

commander-banana:

I have this problem where I would much rather read the story I’m trying to write than actually write it.

i’ve been looking for this post my entire life

you put it in words

geeknip:

fuchsimeon:

frillious:

den-of-cin-of-iron:

livinglifewithout:

insorto:

what is going on

Why are people rebloging this like its normal?

god bless the cactuses

but how is she not in the hospital i’d imagine her vagina is in shreds what the hell IS this

Thank’s for the mental image Frill, I didn’t feel like sleeping tonight anyway….

Maybe like with hedgehogs the spines were soft and flexible until a few hours after birth.

At first I was sad because they couldn’t cuddle, but then I realized the could put a wool blanket between then so that’s nice.

Oh, look, it’s a double standard.

Kraft uses a sexy - not pornified! Getting to be an actor and not just an object! Involving no rape innuendo!- guy in their ads, and this is called “pushing for shock value”, One Million Moms calls it ““the most disgusting ad we have ever seen Kraft produce”, and there’s a news article about it and people analyzing it.

Meanwhile, ads like this are everywhere, all the time.